Nice List!
Man that their list has to really have it for me, you said about twenty things that associate in some way to me. It makes me feel special.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">1. My dad's girlfriend.Originally posted by Mr DJD:
Here are a list of people who annoy me on a day to day basis and will feature in my films only to be disposed of horribly :
2. My dad's girlfriend.
3. My dad's girlfriend.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is such a good point!Originally posted by jb.:
57. The fact that "Shatner" is not in the dictionary.
BTW. How long did it actually take you to compile that list?
Vertino:
I am starting a campaign to have "Shatner" included in the dictionary as a verb. i.e., "To Shatner", or as in the phrase "Man, I really Shatnered that one."
The list took me about 15 minutes. I spend way too much time every day thinking about things that piss me off. I'll put up another couple of hundred later, I'm just too angry right now, and really busy trying to edit a stupid project i'm working on because i'm bored.
Maybe i'll set that list to some music and release it spoken-word style in true homage to the Shatner man. I'm listening to "Has Been" right now, God it rocks.
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I can't get behind that!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That should, nay, MUST be done.Originally posted by jb.:
Maybe i'll set that list to some music and release it spoken-word style in true homage to the Shatner man.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">People who write "could of" when they mean "could have".2. People who write "your" when they mean "you're".
But what do I know, I'm Swedish ...
<u>God damn it!</u>
101. My train was 2 hours late this morning.
102. Rising oceans.
103. No more Polar bears in 20 years.
104. People who worry about no more Polar Bears, they eat humans!
105. Not enough humans getting eaten by bears.
106. Jim Davidson.
107. Fighting.
108. Losing a fight.
109. I?m insane.
110. Robots on Mars?
111. People who think that the Moon Landings were a hoax.
112. The fact that the Moon Landings weren?t a hoax.
113. Getting up too late to pick up a Metro.
114. Metro.
115. My bank is a computer.
116. My computer is draining my bank account.
117. My knee still hurts.
118. Dating.
119. Never getting a date.
120. I?m lovin? it.
121. Advertising.
122. I never want fries with that.
123. I didn?t want that in the first place.
124. Chelsea won again.
125. Edu Gaspar.
126. I don?t speak Spanish.
127. Or Italian.
128. My French is rubbish.
129. I spent 4 years learning Dutch and nobody I know speaks it.
130. My Dutch girlfriend left me.
131. So did my Italian one.
132. And the French one.
133. People think that I?m from the South.
134. Hookers.
135. Strippers.
136. People whom pay for 134 and/or 135.
137. Historians.
138. Archaeologists.
139. I?m a terrible scientist.
140. Too much money too little time?
141. People in favour of 24-hour pubs.
142. People against 24-hour pubs.
143. UKIP.
144. The BNP.
145. The Socialist Worker.
146. Fashion.
147. Why Don?t You?
148. Kate O?Mara.
149. Midsomer Murders.
150. The ?New? Bill.
151. Prime Suspect.
152. CSI.
153. Silent Witness.
154. Jim Davidson.
155. Get your hands offa my woman, mother fucker.
156. Get your hands offa me.
157. Suing.
158. A pram full of Cans.
159. Experts.
160. Idiots.
161. Stars.
162. The movie ?Deep Blue Sea?.
163. Ironing.
164. Wrinkle free clothes.
165. Wannabe spiritualists booking up every good Chinese restaurant in town for Chinese New Year.
166. Yin.
167. Yang.
168. The Lotus Type 17 1959 Sports Racer.
169. On-line.
170. Off-Line.
171. Secretarial ?Appointments?.
172. Massages.
173. Leicester Square.
174. Brighton.
175. Gus Caesar.
176. WHY HASN?T SHE CALLED?
177. Lleyton Hewitt.
178. Spelling Leyton ?Lleyton?.
179. Humphrey Littleton is playing in my local club and I have to work late that night.
180. Skiing.
181. Snowboarding.
182. Potholing.
183. X-Treme Sports.
184. Getting phone calls from a frigging computer.
185. Switchboards.
186. Switchboard operators.
187. Free Minutes.
188. Text messages. (Just phone me up, idiot!)
189. People who make the ?Off Piste? joke.
190. Package holidays.
191. Ibiza.
192. Digital Underground doesn?t make records anymore.
193. People who don?t understand that 192 is a grammatically correct sentence.
194. People who tell me ?Vinyl sounds better than CD?.
195. My needle cartridge is broken.
196. Tipping.
197. I never get tipped.
198. I smoke.
199. I can?t smoke at work.
200. Jim Davidson.
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I <u>still</u> have more!
LET IT OUT MY FRIEND.....
"Damn he stole my rant"
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 31, 2005 01:52 PM: Message edited by: Spunkey1pestic ]</font>
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